• Me: I spoke to Tina the other day and she told me you weren't good at sitting around and doing nothing. What happened?
  • Jared: Not anymore. I don't watch TV much.
  • Me: You used to be great at doing nothing. You even taught me how to do nothing.
  • Jared: I did.
  • Me: You're doing nothing now.
  • Jared: A rare occasion.
  • Me: Wonderful.