- Me: I spoke to Tina the other day and she told me you weren't good at sitting around and doing nothing. What happened?
- Jared: Not anymore. I don't watch TV much.
- Me: You used to be great at doing nothing. You even taught me how to do nothing.
- Jared: I did.
- Me: You're doing nothing now.
- Jared: A rare occasion.
- Me: Wonderful.
