happycap

We have a dodgeball team at work that’s been playing together for a few seasons.  Good times.  Last night was this season’s playoffs (we came in second place).  Here are some lessons learned from last night and other evenings past:

• When attempting to catch a ball, don’t reach for it.  Let it come to you.  It’s a lot easier to catch after the ball after it hits you squarely in the chest.  If you’re attempting to catch a ball that has ricocheted off someone else, or was deflected by your teammate with another ball, dive, jump, and try to catch it in a spectacular fashion.  Don’t be afraid to fall into a barrel roll after you hit the ground.
• Aim low.  Higher balls are easier to catch, head shots are against the rules.
• Super tall tube socks are great.
• Don’t forget to stretch.  Before and after, you’re not as young as you used to be.
• Definitely go for drinks afterwards.  The beers, wings, and french fries will definitely hit the spot.  When you get home, have some pistachio ice cream.  It’s what’s for dinner.