February 2010
You know, it’s nice to have a girlfriend with a sense of humor and one who...
– Jeff Winger
Around the World in 119 Days →
Per the Times’ In Transit blog, the Silver Spirit will visit 60 destinations in 25 countries in 119 days. Fares start around $62K. Yeah, that’s a long time to be on a boat.
It’s a 3:20a. The Goonies is on Encore Wam, Short Circuit 2 is on Encore Action, and Family Feud is on the Game Show Network. Late night TV does not support falling asleep.
I wanna see you tonight. Dancing in the endless moonlight in the parking lot,...
– Ryan Adams & The Cardinals
Tonight’s winning Powerball Numbers:
5, 8, 29, 37, 38, and 34 (Powerball)
I got two numbers. Hooray.
Through the window, we see a COUPLE making out on the hood of a car. HOLDEN And sadly, there are more of our core audience out there than yours. (smiles) Look at that, though - kind of gives you a little charge, to see two people in love. And all over Banky's car, no less. That car's seeing more action right now than it's seen in years. ALYSSA Bubbly guy like that, it's hard to...
The Playlist has details on Jason Segel’s new Muppet movie script. The draft their friend told them about is most likely a working draft, but this is still very exciting. A synopses of the film:
“The Greatest Muppet Movie of All Time” is about Gary, Mary, and Walter (a man, his girlfriend, and the man’s life-long nondescript, brown puppet best friend) getting the old...
You’re even hotter when you’re angry. Let’s do this. Red Shoe Diaries…
Questions asked when wearing a tie to work during a blizzard, in the sequence they were asked (the tie is on because I’m supposed to go to a fancy work party tonight):
Where are you going tonight?
Do you have a date?
Are you going to meet a snow angel?
Last night I dreamt I was in a horrific battle with the devil. It was really late and I was trapped in an older house - white walls, a creaky wooden staircase with a worn down wooden handrail. Dressed as a priest and armed with a wooden cross I would climb the stairs, stop at a floor, and recite various prayers at locked doors in an attempt to free the souls trapped on the other side. My last...
Breakfast of Champions. A simple recipe, courtesy of the New York Times.
Things I need, stat:
Tissues
Pajamas
My Bed
Tylenol Cold & Sinus
An Orange Sherbet Cooler from Friendly’s
“What are you doing,” I asked, hoping that my cell wouldn’t cut out.
“I’m playing Missile Command,” he answered, sounding a bit distracted.
My brother loaded up some classic arcade games on my dad’s laptop a couple weeks ago. My pops isn’t too great with his computer, but he loves his games. Solitaire, Scrabble, and now Missile Command.
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