her: there has to be a happy medium
me: there is, but you need a buddy to keep you on the straight and narrow
her: wingman
me: true. or more like a co-pilot. the guy or gal who navigates your flight plan
her: haha. that's my problem, i have no flight plan
me: radio air traffic control the next time you're about to enter questionable flight conditions
her: haha
me: there is, but you need a buddy to keep you on the straight and narrow
her: wingman
me: true. or more like a co-pilot. the guy or gal who navigates your flight plan
her: haha. that's my problem, i have no flight plan
me: radio air traffic control the next time you're about to enter questionable flight conditions
her: haha
Nov 30th
Listen
Frank Sinatra - Call Me Irresponsible
Sunday Night Sinatra.
Nov 30th
(via soupsoup)
Nov 29th
Favorite cupcakes in NYC? sugar Sweet sunshine. Their pistachio cupcake is one of the best...
Nov 29th
Watch
Ketchup is a vegetable!
Nov 29th
Goodbye, Hello: Resuscitating a Sitcom
Nov 29th
After That Thing You Do! kept me up until 4a last night I finally fell asleep to Across the...
Nov 28th
*gobble gobble.
Happy Thanksgiving Everybody.
Nov 26th
Green tea ice cream is just as good for you as fresh brewed green tea, right? I’m sure it...
Nov 26th
Watch
bikerfish:
crawlingbrain:
If you were on the internet today and did not watch The Muppets...
Nov 26th
Listen
Jimmy Durante - Make Someone Happy
Nov 26th
Watch
Dear Tracy Jordan…
Nov 24th
“The only thing I’ll ever ask of you, you’ve got...”
— Foo Fighters
— Foo Fighters
Nov 24th
Happiness is having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dessert. Especially when your main...
Nov 24th
Add whiskey. Drink.
Nov 23rd
INT. MOTEL ROOM BATHROOM - MORNING The Bride is on the floor of the motel room bathroom, crying her...
Nov 23rd
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Frank Sinatra - London By Night
Sunday Night Sinatra.
Nov 23rd
Yesterday was epic. The night ended with Craig Robinson, but the day started with two incredible...
Nov 23rd
Craig Robinson & The Nasty Delicious
Comix, November...
Nov 22nd
Wednesday night I flew out to LA. On Thursday I took the red eye back. I had the same exact flight...
Nov 21st
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Material Issue - Diane
1991.
Nov 20th
Dear Los Angeles Friends,
If you happen to drive by the Universal Hilton in the next couple hours...
Nov 19th
Listen
I’m from Barcelona - Jenny
Nov 19th
Happy Jetting…
Nov 18th
Anatomy of a Scene: 'Fantastic Mr. Fox' -...
Nov 18th
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Weezer - Jamie
Nov 18th
thebronzemedal:
(via littlepotato)
This is much better...
Nov 18th
Tonight I had my first ever Shake Shack burger. I know, I know…What took me so long? Who...
Nov 18th
Vanessa: Forwardededed.
Me: Forwardededed?
Vanessa: Forwardededed.
Me: You mean, forwarded.
Vanessa: Forwardededed.
Me: Forwarded.
Vanessa: Forward.ed.ed.ed. I can't say that.
Me: Forwardededed?
Vanessa: Forwardededed.
Me: You mean, forwarded.
Vanessa: Forwardededed.
Me: Forwarded.
Vanessa: Forward.ed.ed.ed. I can't say that.
Nov 17th
Commuters Overlooking Free Treasure
Nov 17th
Listen
Ben Folds Five - Kate
Nov 17th
Watch
Smashing Pumpkins - 1979 (Philadelphia, 2007)
Billy Corgan. Solo, acoustic, and awesome.
Nov 17th
Grub Street's Guide To Cold-Weather Outdoor...
Nov 16th
“Address cats by their full name, but dogs as...”
— Marjorie Pettibone
— Marjorie Pettibone
Nov 16th
Fried potatoes, in order of preference:
Tater Tots
Krinkle Fries
Shoe String Fries
Steak...
Nov 16th
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Ida Maria - Stella
Nov 16th
“My dad made it sound so easy. He’s really good at...”
— Russell
— Russell
Nov 16th
Listen
Frank Sinatra - You’d Be So Nice To Come Home To
Sunday Night Sinatra.
Nov 16th
laureola:
this drawing of an umbrella will not keep you...
Nov 16th
Last night I fell asleep to Will Ferrel and John C. Reilly contemplating their future while not...
Nov 15th
“One more question, uh do you like Red Lobster?”
— Michelle Dison
— Michelle Dison
Nov 15th
Watch
She smokes.
Nov 14th
Things I would like to dive into, right now:
The Ocean
A Pool
My Bed
Nov 13th
Listen
The Beastie Boys - Body Movin’
1998.
Nov 13th
I ask you, what’s your pleasure?
Nov 12th
Listen
Pete Yorn - Suspicious Minds (Morristown, 2003)
A little love for the King from the great state of...
Nov 12th
Rock.
Nov 12th
Just finished cleaning up my half of the office. And by that I mean, throwing some stuff out and...
Nov 11th
Things I learned from my boss’ four year old son today:
He’s not allergic to...
Nov 11th
Listen
Camera Obscura - Honey In The Sun
Nov 11th
Watch
The XX - Islands (Paris, 2009)
Acoustic session courtesy of Fluctuat.
Nov 11th
Me: Hey, Duck.
Duck: Hi, Jay.
Me: Um, Duck? They played Lady Gaga at the gym the other day. And...
Duck: Yeah?
Me: (hangs head in shame) I started to sing along...but I quickly caught myself and stopped. There was no one around, I swear!
Duck: You got problems.
Me: I want to hate her but I can't.
Duck: "I'm Jay. I looooooove Lady Gaga. I think she's soooo talented. Her super electro-campy pop songs are infectious. She makes me want to dance."
Me: That's cold, Duck.
Duck: You deserved it.
Me: You gotta admit, at the very least she is interesting.
Duck: Sure, I'll give you that. Now go to sleep.
Me: Soon.
Duck: I think it's gonna rain tomorrow.
Me: Ok.
Duck: Hi, Jay.
Me: Um, Duck? They played Lady Gaga at the gym the other day. And...
Duck: Yeah?
Me: (hangs head in shame) I started to sing along...but I quickly caught myself and stopped. There was no one around, I swear!
Duck: You got problems.
Me: I want to hate her but I can't.
Duck: "I'm Jay. I looooooove Lady Gaga. I think she's soooo talented. Her super electro-campy pop songs are infectious. She makes me want to dance."
Me: That's cold, Duck.
Duck: You deserved it.
Me: You gotta admit, at the very least she is interesting.
Duck: Sure, I'll give you that. Now go to sleep.
Me: Soon.
Duck: I think it's gonna rain tomorrow.
Me: Ok.
Nov 11th
“Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I...”
— Dwight Schrute
— Dwight Schrute
Nov 11th
Will Fresh-N-Fast Be New York’s In-N-Out?
Nov 11th
Listen
The Temptations - Just One Last Look (Stereo)
Nov 10th
Woke up this morning wondering why my alarm was going off. I thought today was Saturday. The...
Nov 10th
INT. KINKO’S COPIES — NIGHT Jerry in T-shirt stands proudly watching copies pumped out. Wired...
Nov 10th
Watch
You know it’s dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section…
Nov 10th
NY Times Best Illustrated Children's Books of...
Nov 9th
Hello, Friends. Good Morning. You sure do look nice today. Did you have a good weekend? Mine was...
Nov 9th
Listen
Frank Sinatra - I’ve Got A Crush On You
Sunday Night Sinatra.
Nov 9th
“You can do whatever you want. You just have to know what...”
— Abed
— Abed
Nov 8th
Secrets of the Stacks
Nov 8th
Tonight’s recipe for success…Laughs, puppets, and a hot toddy.
Nov 8th
Today:
Gym
Library
Lunch
Can’t wait to fall back into the old weekly routine…
Nov 7th
“The library is the worst group of people ever assembled in...”
— Leslie Knope
— Leslie Knope
Nov 7th
Listen
Fuel - Shimmer
1996 / 1998 (EP / LP).
Nov 6th
We have a dodgeball team at work that’s been playing together for a few seasons. Good times. ...
Nov 6th
I would also like a hover house.
Nov 6th
“I really like her,” he said followed by a swift bite into his first curry puff. There...
Nov 5th
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wheredidourlovego:
The Zombies - This Old Heart of Mine (Isley Brothers cover)
Nov 4th
Watch
I had the giant, hardcover book adaptation of this movie when I was a kid. It was actually my...
Nov 4th
The decision to eat ice cream and watch tv instead of going to the gym after dinner was definitely...
Nov 4th
On stating the obvious…Elvis Costello is so damn cool.
Nov 4th
One of my bosses brought in her son today. He’s eight. I made him a couple of paper...
Nov 3rd
Foodstuffs my co-worker has mixed in with the big bowl of popcorn he makes everyday around 3p:
...
Nov 2nd
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Pearl Jam - Just Breathe
Nov 2nd
Publishers Weekly announces best comics of...
Nov 2nd
“A good story is something that will feed lots of people.”
— Suzan-Lori Parks
— Suzan-Lori Parks
Nov 2nd
Listen
Frank Sinatra - Young At Heart
Sunday Night Sinatra (Anniversary Edition).
One year (and a week)...
Nov 2nd
During this, Inigo has gone close to FEZZIK, who is very distressed at the insults he's just...
Nov 2nd
“All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I...”
— Liz Lemon
— Liz Lemon
Nov 1st
Me: Hey, Duck.
Duck: Hey, Jay.
Me: Five Guys is good.
Duck: This is true.
Me: They have Mr. Pibb too.
Duck: That's cool but I've always been more partial to Dr. Pepper.
Me: That's cuz you're elitist. Just kidding! You're the best.
Duck: And you're a mess.
Duck: Hey, Jay.
Me: Five Guys is good.
Duck: This is true.
Me: They have Mr. Pibb too.
Duck: That's cool but I've always been more partial to Dr. Pepper.
Me: That's cuz you're elitist. Just kidding! You're the best.
Duck: And you're a mess.
Nov 1st
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